fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

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elolawhen:

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

plush-rumps-oh-my

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So I was rewatching Korra Alone and like...

onceanavatar:

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"And now I can’t dress myself…"

Korra can’t dress herself 6 months after the incident which probably means she needed assistance to shower when she first got injured as well… so who helped her with these tasks you ask?

…..

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Asami totally saw Korra naked.

I’m not…

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skylorde:

envy-and-pride:

sprinklesoboourbon:

yourscientistfriend:

magieundfreiheit:

micdotcom:

Alarming Whispers reveal the ridiculous sex ed lessons schools give teens

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WHEN WE WERE LITTLE SOME TEACHER TOLD US, THE GIRLS, THAT WE WERE LIKE FLOWERS, AND EVERY MAN WE HAD TOOK A PETAL WITH THEM. IF WE HAD TOO MANY WE WOULD END UP LIKE AN UGLY, WITHERED FLOWER AND NO ONE WOULD WANT US

What’s it like in other countries?

I’ve never had that, Jesus fucking christ dude. All i got told was if you’re going to have sex be careful choosing your partner, use protection and how to recognize the signs of someone trying to force you into something your not ready for. But thats mostly what i remember could be different

I am literaly wondering if that’s not illegal. What the utter shit is this ?! First of all in what kind of country does this horse shit even takes place cause I remember our sex ad was like way fucking better than that, it was all about being careful of diseases and being told to use fucking condoms before doing the do and ways of not getting pregnant (besides taking the pills) were mentioned too, thTA4tS iT, THAT’S JUST IT, WHta the HElL is thiS SHIT

in my American junior high public school, that was basically what we were taught

Yet another reason why the American school system is fucked

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

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Anonymous asked:
Does fucking nancy have any thoughts about the economy

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

pinkbowsnbutterflies:

motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

I wasn’t even going to read this at first because it looked long but I’m glad I did

justkayla was like tl;dr

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hiphopfightsplaque:

luciferofficial:

fuckboy was a slur used against gay and trans men but we’ve turned it around to mean shitty cishet white boys who are also coincidentally the enemy in the skeleton war and i think that’s fucking great

FUCKBOY IS NOT NOR HAS IT EVER BEEN A SLUR

FUCKBOY IS A TERM USED IN AAVE (AFRICAN AMERICAN VERNACULAR ENGLISH) TO REFER TO DUDES WHO WERE ASSHOLES

I DON’T WHEN/WHERE/WHY SOME CLUELESS WHITE PERSON DECIDED TO MAKE UP THIS STORY BUT IT IS FUCKING FALSE

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